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    <description>That's One Nacho podcast.  Discussing cocktails, technology, and awkward situations humans find themselves in.</description>
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      <title>SideBar - Copper Compressions for Midwest Gout</title>
      <description>Non-traditional, off the cuff episode. They guys discuss what it's going to be like when they're old.</description>
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      <title>The Harbor Freight of Your Living Room</title>
      <description>Asking why your manhole cover is round
Sound Advice and other hometown things
Tony is on a Standing Desk Kick
Ikea, the Harbor Freight of your living room
Cigarettes with Coronas
Backdraft 
Bidet installations in an Airstreams
Provocative mask wearing
Buying a Bi-Plane
Sending messages to Astronauts
Lotion Goddess for date night with 'lil fkers'
Over-hand slow pitching
Paradise fun-plex with Dennis
Virtual MLB baseball
Captain Dirigible goes to the Lightning Games
Cheating at Virtual Racing

----DRINKS----
Cawawba - Evening Joe Coffee Blonde
Oskar Blues - Gnight
High West - Yippee Ki Yay
No Name - Breckenridge Wiskey</description>
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      <title>Jeff Goes Noodling</title>
      <description>Whole 30 diet, but at 50%
The New Bronco
Get your Teslas
Jared is a master welder now
Supper vs Dinner
Remembering Piccadilly
Selling more stuff on Facebook
Direct TV grandfathered pricing
Nautica Nautilus speakers
Jeff goes noodling on the river
Tony's new Variable speed bidet
Bidet Beer Stands
Mixing the brands of your bathroom fixtures
Should you wear a tool belt?

:::Drinks::::
Fancy papers - Cigar City brewing
Orange Whiskey Sour
New Belgium - 1985 IPA</description>
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      <title>Winking at your Bonsai Sprig</title>
      <description>Malls of our times
Church of One Nacho
Tony goes on Holiday with Neil
Baseball hall of fame
Winking at your Bonsai Sprig
Drones at night
Water rafting with Josh
knocking on the door while doing #2
Pharmaceutical grade salt lamps

:::::Drinks:::::
Bijou
Old Fashioned
High West - Yippee Ki Yay
Barrell Dovetail whiskey</description>
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      <title>Metatacious D</title>
      <description>The Guys fight over bourbon with boxing
Double bicep - shrunken head pose
The tank top is the vest of t-shirts
Spotify deals for bidet advertising
Lance Bass goes nowhere to space
SpaceX
Windbreaker, The Villain
Wear your watch face on the inside
Dog crunches = barking
We're just older versions of our college self
The new iPad stand
Triston has a salt lamp keyboard
3d salt lamp printers
Name of the second song is &quot;triston plays keys on it&quot;
Strong winds to george town
Metatacious D
Ghostbusters


:::Drinks:::
Evening Joe - Coffee Blonde
Sierra Nevada - Electropical
Manhattan
10th Mountain Bourbon</description>
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      <title>Porch Pounders by ILL-Gotten Gaines</title>
      <description>Porch Pounders
Tony's an accredited cub scout
bidding wars online with your ex
Chris Gaines cover band - Ill-gotten gains
Puddle of Mudd soul patches
One Nacho goes to Monster Jam
Fat Weird Cookies
GIF vs. Jif
Espresso Machine purchases
Tony goes thongin' on the Beach 


---Drinks---
Voodoo Ranger - 1985 IPA
Thumbs Up
Khalua White Russian
Smoked Honey Whiskey Sour</description>
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      <title>Squirrel Bonsai Farm</title>
      <description>Collections of memories on eBay
Taxidermy rattle snakes
Squirrel gym
Magnets on aluminum
Guy Fieri, ICP, and Smash Mouth - same guy
Cold snaps in Florida
Meth hobbies
Launder money through art
Jokes are better when you explain
Water pants
Zorbaz pants
Lycos search engine
C-list celebrity super powers
How to solve a fever
Yucca root dishes
Bonsai farm

---Drinks---
Terrapin dancing gummy beer
lagunitas little sumpin sumpin
bijou
El Diablo

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      <title>Hand Sanitizer Wrestling</title>
      <description>Jeff MC's
Hand sanitizer wrestling
Russian nesting doll ice cubes
Eskimo headphone brothers
Kudos
Poor man fancy
Dad Joke board members
Crown Royal shift boots
Macbeth in the backyard with a skull full of vodka
Post Office Problems
Birday vs Bidet
Lowes is now Blows
Ross makes tj maxx looks like a neiman marcus
Triston is cold
Don't bring One Nacho into your normal work life
Huntin and Peckin
Futuristic coin purse is a qr code on your pappus
Papyrus 

---Drinks---
Espresso Martini
Eagle Rares Whiskey
Old Fashioned with Larceny
Manhattan



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      <title>Memphis Style Expresso</title>
      <description>Bidet registration
Fluoride ruining your flora, it's science
Turn your iPhone photos into a 43k puzzle 
Masks below your chin(s)
Memphis style dog grooming
Gerry Raf-er-tee
Quarantine mustache challenge
Burnt-ends salt lamps

---Drinks---
Sidecar
Mighty Cascade Brut IPA
Manhattan 
Terrapin Magic Brown Hemp Brown Ale</description>
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      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>42:26</itunes:duration>
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      <title>4 Nachos with Triston</title>
      <description>Triston joins the show as a special guest
Definition of Probi
How to smoke cigarettes vs. other things
How to bidet
Cake Farts
Zion National Park
Jeff picks up Skateboarding
Ambidextrous toilet paper

--Drinks--
Gay Beer Golden Lager
Bijou with Alpine Spruced Gin
Miller High Life
Good Behavior - Crushable IPA

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:duration>42:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, bidet, toilet paper, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Ordering Loosies on Amazon</title>
      <description>Tony calls Jared for Geek Squad Support
The guys gang up on Tony
Instagram Live Stream Problems
Heaviest amazon prime packages
Unloading packages like jet skis
Ordering a loosie on amazon
I only go down on you when I'm drinking
Dirty jobs goes to Jeff's Airstream
Banksy on trial for respirators
Gas Mask Bongs are a terrible idea
Snow resorts closed due to the apocalypse

Drinks:
Goose Island IPA 
Manahattan with Basil Hayden's Dark Rye
Red Hare spf 50/50</description>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:duration>41:05</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Shelter In Place Edition with Poo-Pre-Lube</title>
      <description>Shelter in Place Edition
Starbucks canned nitro coffee
Pop-up Video for One Nacho
Tony berates a waiter for cherries
Jeff throws tables if you shake it
Lady and 2 Tramps
Dad Joke Powers Increase
Collecting action figures
Colloidal Oats
Gaming increase with stay at home orders
Fugitive Cow
Jeff doesn't support WW3
55 gallon drum full of sanitizer
Poo-Pre-Lube

Drinks:
Manhattan
G13 Mango Kush Wheat
G13 Train Wreck DIPA</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>37:28</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Elk Burger Micro Dose</title>
      <description>Jeff is on Hiatus.  
One Nacho - Winter Meetup in Colorado
Strawberry Hot Springs
Alcoholic Seltzers
Jared gets bullied by Triston
Toilet flush gamble - Cigarette signage
Infectious Virus
Keeping a mustache
Airport people watching - masks below
The airline recline debate
Boosted board is dead, Gopro will be next


Drinks:
Sweetwater G13
Maui Brewing - Coconut Porter</description>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>00:38:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, carona, gopro, boosted board, strawberry</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Love is Baja Blast</title>
      <description>Jared gets cat-called
Love aint easy, but baja blast makes it work
Bike crashes
4th of July Cornhole Defense
Breaking the shotski record
Kanye goes to everest
Frosted flakes in a cocktail
Jeff's sobatical was unintentional 
Jony Ives leaves apple and makes cheeze graters
5ge = 5g extra bullshit
Cracker Barrel has stocks available
The democratic debates
white house salt lamps

---Drinks---
Manhattan
Coconut Rum and Coke
Old Fashioned</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:duration>47:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, baja blast, shotski, kanye, everest, 5g, cracker barrel, salt lamp</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Rube Goldberg Sh-t Catapult</title>
      <description>New studios
Luggage not fitting in your Uber
Himalayan salt toilets
Technology always fails Jared
Grunting eye locks at the gym
Rube Goldberg shit catapult
Straight edge hates sober curious millenials
The July Challenge discussion

---Drinks---
Manhattan
Satan IPA
Yippee Kay Yay whiskey</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>38:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>One Nacho, Rube Goldberg, Comedy, Himalayan salt, uber</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Jackson Hole's Designated Survivor</title>
      <description>Tony is late
Hedonism 2
Sharing your dna for better advertising
The Jackson Hole One Nacho Meetup
Jared lost his phone on a snow mountain
Troy is the designated One Nacho survivor
Depressing Million Dollar Cowboy
Reeses peanut butter pie scavenger hunt
Bob Evans
&quot;Making money is easy, it's like making coffee&quot;
Tony's wrist workout plan
Airplane etiquette
Jeff almost killed a kid snowboarding

---Drinks---
Candeed single malt scotch
Arcola whiskey
26.2 Brew </description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>38:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, jackson hole, snowboard, reeses, airplane, cocktails, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Youth In Asia Living Their Best Life</title>
      <description>Alternative IG
Holes in the bathroom floor
Going to Tahoe to gamble in the airport
Living your best life
Robot Tax
Xmen action figures getting sued
Frat bros pouring beers are robots
Social media likes for youthinasia
Jared yells at a lady

---Drinks---
Ginger Lemon kombucha with Dry Gin
Evan Bills 12 year whiskey Neat
Coffee with Baileys</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>44:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, robot tax, cocktails</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Dinner at a Gas Station</title>
      <description>Omaha vs Kansas city steaks
Edible arrangements
gas station eats
cruller / donut
How to tell people you seen something already
CES homebrew beer is shit
Tony's love of Pyramids and other shapes

Drinks:
Kentucky Mule with cock&amp;bull 
21st amendment blah blah blah
Casino cocktail

</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:duration>41:44</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Steam Punk Roller Skates</title>
      <description>Graywater is less than Blackwater
Gregorian calendar questions
re-calibrating the kilogram
target is the worst
steam punk roller skates
should congress learn technology?
Beards are aggressive

Drinks:
Negroni
2 bouryes 1 with Lime</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:duration>39:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, steam punk, blackwater, congress, beards, gregorian</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>That big cow's name is Jeff Dabe</title>
      <description>Crashing Bikes
The new snowboard season
That Big Cow going around the internet
2019 Predictions
Cottage Cheese is unanimous
French onion dip &gt; sour cream
Alaska Earthquake

Drinks:
Bourye and coke
Manhattan (Wild turkey)
yippee ki yay</description>
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Mike Jones lets you know hes there
Bringing stovetop to isolated tribes
Jujimufu
Parking necking
Atlanta Trap Museum
Florida joker man
Dialing up soda points
MAC SABBATH
Jared h8s Tony's small tree
People not pulling up to stoplights
Rumspringa Florida spring break

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Fernet and coke
Sweetwater g13</description>
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Tony isn't allowed to have full beer
CNC cut oats
Gin and coke
Last time you had 7-up
Buffalo chicken wing old fashioned
Football phones at kids birthday parties
Hot ones
UPS missed deliveries
Not a flame-thrower
Vaping while drilling oil in Florida
Butter union rights
Black Belt Butter carving
Lambs blood beard oils
Just for men-touch of satan
Days of the Dead
Bluetooth speeding hack


Red Hare 50/50 Radler
Bourye on ice
Its not Just for Breakfast - 2 Row Brewing</description>
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Talking to celebrities
Outlet mall edibles
Only ask questions, No thank you's
Jeff flies spirit airlines
Cookies on airplanes
Who buys merch?
What is dry steering?


Yippee Ki Yay -High West
Bijou
Bulleit Bourbon and Coke</description>
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Building Code Bidets
Nude Resorts
Moving couches
Square Valets
Margaritaville visit
Reverse Rewards Program
Generic Ziploc bags 
Animatronic brothel

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Sweetwater g13
High West American Prarie Burbon Limited Zinfandel release
Martinez Cocktail</description>
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Updates on bluetooth filters and coffee shop lifting
The Six Flags experience
Dip N Dots wait times
The new apple watch series 4
Jeff sees birds and limes
Tony Hawk's Pro Scooter
Electric bicycles
Jeff Dabe holds things

Manhattan with High West Double Rye
Sweetwater G13 IPA
21st Amendment Blood Orange IPA</description>
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Augmented Wine Reality 
Coffee Airplane Etiquette
House of Burgs
Tipping on Taxes
Say Anything is Done
Tony never pooped in high school
Jeff's Fest public #2
Synced concert wristbands
Suprised faced bad drivers
Consequences for giving out drivers licenses
Prepaying for Gas

Stone Brewing - Tangerine Express
Uinta stompin grounds / high west campfire
Wild Ginger Beer</description>
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Hotel Eggs
Stubbs BBQ
Jeff showers with his toilet
Who shops at Staples?
Midnight Cowboy 
Riding Limes vs. Birds
Being quiet around your waitress
The gym is not for relaxing

Fungus Shui Mushroom Ale - Meadowlark Brewing
Hell Or High Watermelon - 21st Amendment Brewery
Spook Hill - Red Cypress Brewing</description>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Peppers in Suspension</title>
      <description>Amazon Prime
Bezos vs. Kylie Jenner
Face Tatoos for cred
TJ Maxx, Ross, Marshalls
Checkout line queue products
Noise cancelling headphones on a plane
Getting your wings

Drinks:
Bourye on the rocks
Swamphead Stump Knocker 
Evil Genius Purple Monkey Dishwasher</description>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>40:48</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Little Peets</title>
      <description>Peets
Joe Rogan stealing from us
Houndstooth vs. Bluetooth
Bluetooth Air filters
Bidet update
Bird Scooter charging sucks
Stealing free grapes at publix
dueling cash registers
Wyrm, the personal massager share company
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>46:35</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Don't take Burt Reynolds Through Security</title>
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The new delete app, that uses cigarettes
Magna - Summa Cum Lade Publix graduation
Jeff bought a truck
Cant take Burt Reynolds through security
Throw away your belts
Jeff has a racist tow truck driver
Losing your autonomous lyft opportunity
Rosanne</description>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>37:39</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>43:08</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Ceiling decoration version of a doily </title>
      <description>No one cares about yanni or laurel
The shart lottery
Bird scooters
Apple continues effing up its computer game
Tenacious D rocks ATL</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>48:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, apple, bird scooter, tenacious d, atl, atlanta, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Junior Varsity Computer Builders</title>
      <description>Jeff is on the junior varsity computer building team
Drunken hackers
Tony gets kicked out of cracker barrel
Strippers stomping on your feet
Parents exploring college liquor shots
Jersey shore is back
Conor Mcgregor makes an oopsie
Flat earth rocket success
Theme park wheel chairs
Waterworld hotel rooms in vegas</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>47:20</itunes:duration>
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      <title>April Foolsin for Pacific Reasons</title>
      <description>April foolsing everybody
Not signing in to Facebook for pacific reasons
Tony is scared of Jeff Bezos
Amazon buys the one nacho podcast
Sinclair Media
Snapchat is dead
Jeff and Tony fight about Joe Rogan
Subliminal urinal communication</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>39:25</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, jeff bezos, april fools, snapchat, sinclair, facebook, cambridge analytica</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Brotocall - The Movie</title>
      <description>The importance of bitters
Trader Joes is only supplemental
Flexin on your fans
Getting judged in the 10 items or less lane
Tesla infiltrating The Home Depot
What happens to a dad's body when they have a child
The Denver retreat
TrueCar is The Worst
Boosted boards ship their batteries 1.5 years late
Super troopers 2 comes out soon
Lil Dicky and Chris Brown
Self driving cars hitting people 
Samsung hypnotizes you to forget your favorite Netflix show</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>42:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, netflix, uber, boosted board, lil dicky, samsung, hypnosys, tesla solar, trader joes</itunes:keywords>
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      <description>Talking about fashion in the olympics, people don't know space, The Boring Company not-flamethrower, raw water, and Jeff breaks his legs</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>45:56</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Bullseye of Bad Decisions</title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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      <title>Lemme take a pisser of you</title>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
      <itunes:duration>38:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:keywords>one nacho, kathleen turner, laugh tracks, comey, mossimo, gnar, hipster</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>2018 The First Episode </title>
      <description>Dogs invented two factor authentication. Tony takes to local news game. New Years rocking eve and YouTube stars capture our attention. Jesus gets woke.</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Watch Your Vanity Plate</title>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>A Light Tap of the D to You Sir</title>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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      <description>A new One Nacho cocktail? Grocery store pit bosses, flat earth rocketman and Amazon end of days algorithms. Are you prepared?</description>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>One Nacho</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>That's One Nacho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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      <title>Gourd Shaped Condoms</title>
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www.draplin.com 
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